If It's Not Funny,

It's Not Science!

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About the Site:

Dedicated to literal wild things, wild ideas, and hopefully wild laughter.

The Natural History Page has links to over 160 essays on parachuting beavers, thundersnow, horrifying 3-metre "Bobbit" worms, exploding trees, apple-core morality & more. Satirical bits on GMO bacteria which exude Milk of Human Kindness, & such-like are kicking around, too. Some recent essays are highlighted below. 

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Pollinators Need More Lazy Gardeners!

unless you're too lazy...

Stop Mowing!           Stop Raking!

How Come They Get to Sleep All Winter and We Don't?

UP IN SMOKE

Grave Health Effects of Wood- Smoke Pollution !

CHECK OUT THE TREE-CARE PAGE:
ARTICLES & OTHER MEDIA AVAILABLE FOR USE
Just click on the heading at the top of the page. 
 

Indulgences
and Offsets:

Forgiveness Through Forestation

Oaks in Peril

GOOD NEWS:

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TREE PLANTING:
It Ain't Rocket Science, but Do It Right!

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SHADY CHARACTERS UPDATED EDITION!

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Kill Trees, Wildflowers &
Salamanders

 They drive me crazy...

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The Biology
of Happy
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My Second Book of Essays
Is Now 
Available !!

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