Where the Wild Words Are
Paul Hetzler


If It's Not Funny,
It's Not Science!

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About the Site:
Dedicated to literal wild things, wild ideas, and hopefully wild laughter.
The Natural History Page has links to over 160 essays on parachuting beavers, thundersnow, horrifying 3-metre "Bobbit" worms, exploding trees, apple-core morality & more. Satirical bits on GMO bacteria which exude Milk of Human Kindness, & such-like are kicking around, too. Some recent essays are highlighted below.
CHECK OUT THE TREE-CARE PAGE:
ARTICLES & OTHER MEDIA AVAILABLE FOR USE
Just click on the heading above.


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MY BOOK OF CRAZY NATURE STUFF: UPDATED EDITION!


The Biology
of Happy
