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If It's Not Funny,

It's Not Science!

About the Site:

Dedicated to literal wild things, wild ideas, and hopefully wild laughter.

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The Natural History Page has links to over 160 essays on parachuting beavers, thundersnow, horrifying 3-metre "Bobbit" worms, exploding trees, apple-core morality & more. Satirical bits on GMO bacteria which exude Milk of Human Kindness, & such-like are kicking around, too. Some recent essays are highlighted below. 

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Salvaging Wood Reduces CO2
MORE than Planting Trees!
The Secret to Eternal Youth:
Coffee, Lake Trout, and Shoelaces

Wooden You Know!

Satellites, Tires, Windows, and More:
All Made from TREES!

It Takes a Village to Raise a Forest

Gulls Just Wanna Have Fun (and so do other animals)!

Amazing Eels !!
They Aroused Freud and Stumped Socrates

Pollinators Love Laid-back Gardeners!

unless you're too relaxed already...

Stop Mowing!                Stop Raking!

How Come They Get to Sleep All Winter and We Don't?

Animals that

HOARD

UP IN SMOKE

Grave Health Effects





of Wood-Smoke Pollution !

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They Kill Trees, Wildflowers,
Songbirds &
Salamanders!

 Crazy Worms drive me bonkers...

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The Biology
of Happy
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My Second Book of Essays
Has a New
Cover!
(and some updated material inside)

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