If It's Not Funny,

It's Not Science!

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About the Site:

Dedicated to literal wild things, wild ideas, and hopefully wild laughter.

The Natural History Page has links to over 160 essays on parachuting beavers, thundersnow, horrifying 3-metre "Bobbit" worms, exploding trees, apple-core morality & more. Satirical bits on GMO bacteria which exude Milk of Human Kindness, & such-like are kicking around, too. Some recent essays are highlighted below. 

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My Second Book of Essays
Is Now 
Available !!

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A Clean Forest
is a

Sick Forest!

Please Don't Manicure
the Woods

Anarchy Is Bad for Picnics

Indulgences
& Offsets:
Forgiveness Through Forestation

 WOODPECKER
MORSE CODE
SAVES LIVES   

Photo © Steve S. Meyer

Now THAT'S Cold-Hearted!

Photo by John Harrison

Trees Move North to Escape the Heat

We're All In This Together:

Loneliness Kills!

CHECK OUT THE TREE-CARE PAGE:

ARTICLES & OTHER MEDIA AVAILABLE FOR USE

Just click on the heading above. 

Kill Trees, Wildflowers &
Salamanders

 They drive me crazy...

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Oaks in Peril

GOOD NEWS:

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Trees Can't Hold Their Breath

How Flooding Affects Trees

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MY BOOK OF CRAZY NATURE STUFF: SECOND EDITION!
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The Biology
of Happy
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